The crouton

When you take a French baguette, shove it up a girls vagina until she cums and then eat it.

I didn’t only toss that bitches salad, I gave her the crouton too

by Chroncat July 12, 2018

Cockmeat mustard gargle

When you skull fuck a girl, cum in a bottle of mustard, shake it up, fill her mouth up with the mustard and skull fuck her again.

Bitch said she wanted a sandwich so I gave her a cockmeat mustard gargle.

by Chroncat July 12, 2018