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the cow's milkmaid 

(adj.) logically cannot be explained; good beyond imagination
"The cow's milkmaid! I just collected on Boardwalk!"

Knocking At The Cow's Door 

A phrase originated from 19th century Thailand, which is often used today to describe something being weird or abnormal.
John - "Did you see that weird guy at the store?"

Mary - "Yeah, he was Knocking At The Cow's Door."

The Silly Cow Sludge 

You begin by combining your cum with cow shit. You then freeze this new liquid into solid form. You finish by telling a friend that is a new type of ice cream. Warning: only allow friend to eat 2 scoops - anymore is considered deadly.
When Mike pulled The Silly Cow Sludge on Kevin, he forgot the two scoop rule and thus killed Kevin

kick the cow and steal a penny 

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it
everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny

The Cow in the Steakhouse 

Cunty Women who work in steakhouses, are usually overweight and commonly called Molly or Karen. Nobody Likes a Cow in the steakhouse
"Molly is definitely the cow in the steakhouse"

the cow went to the swamp 

Very old Brazilian expression, which means "all is (was) lost", with no turning back. Probably from rural origin, just think a farmer trying to rescue a cow from been stuck to death in a swamp.
It's used in situations like "The situation of the company was already bad in the Telecom market, then came the Chinese products and the cow went to the swamp"