The Blow
The Blow by Fastbobcat March 3, 2009
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The Blow
a band of two singers: Khaela Maricich and Jona Bechtolt from Oregon, US. They're a beginning band, but so far successful. Their single, "True Affection" appeared in iTunes' "FREE ON iTunes" section. their most popular songs are "True Affection", "Parenthesis", "Hey Boy", and "Come on Petunia". They started in 2004 with the release of their first CD, "Poor Aim, Love Songs". On their myspace page they consider their style of music "Tropical/R&B/Jam Band" but to most they are considered "indie". Khaela is indeed, bi, but she can sing so who cares.
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The Blow Hand Love Career
The Blow Hand Love Career should not, NOT be taken lightly. Originally created in Ancient China, only the highest concubines of the emperor would learn such a trick. Later it was uncovered at the end of the nineteenth century by the British.
This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.
To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.
This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.
To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.
"Connor... I think I'm ready for the Blow Hand Love Career," Nora said shyly.
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.
~Three Hours Later~
"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.
~Three Hours Later~
"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"
The Blow Hand Love Career by TruthaboutMe January 25, 2010
the blow hole
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