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the ball game 

The BALL GAME: act of two guys standing about twenty feet away from each other with their legs spread apart. The two men then take turns throwing a tennis ball at each others testicles until either, 1) one man quits 2) serious injuring including bleeding, bruising, etc. is seen.
my balls are killing me from playing the ball game last night
the ball game by Zach Ellis October 19, 2007
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The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.
Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

The Ace Amazing Ball Game 

A game originating in Aberdeen Scotland in which 4 or more people stand in a circle and throw a football (soccerball to you Americans) or a beach ball to each other. If someone fails to catch the ball when it is thrown to them then they have to stand on one leg and hop while trying to catch it the next time it is thrown to them. If the person fails to catch the ball a second time, they then have to hop and use only one arm to catch the ball. Every time the ball is dropped the "dropper" makes the game more difficult for themselves (see list below). This game can take AGES to play and can be shortened by removing steps 5, 6, 11 and 12. The ball should not be thrown maliciously, and if anyone is ruled to have thrown a "foul ball" (too far to one side or aiming for an "inappropriate area") then they are punished by moving on one step. E.g. if still in starting position they shall move onto standing on one leg using both hands as if they had dropped the ball once themselves).

Start: standing, both arms
1st drop: standing on one leg using both hands
2nd drop: standing on one leg using one hand
3rd drop: kneeling, using both hands
4th drop: kneeling using one hand
5th drop: sitting (legs stretched out in front), using both hands
6th drop: sitting (legs stretched out in front), using one hand
7th drop: sitting (cross legged) using both hands
8th drop: sitting (cross legged) using one hand
9th drop: lying on back, using both hands
10th drop: lying on back using one hand
11th drop: lying on front using both hands
12th drop lying on front using one hand
13th drop: out
Oh my goodness at my friends party we were pissed so we decided to play the ace amazing ball game and it took us like 7 hours to get one person out.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008