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The Yoinky Sploinky 

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The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.
The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
The Yoinky Sploinky by Samueliscool223 October 16, 2021
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The Yoinky Sploinky 

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dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home
"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"
The Yoinky Sploinky by TheRubyObelisk December 1, 2020
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The Yoinky Sploinky 

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When you move your balls in and out of a fan
News reporter: A man is found dead after committing the yoinky sploinky this night in New Jersey
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The yoinky sploinky 

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The yoinky sploinky is commonly a phrase referring to when someone is getting absolutely fucking jiggy with it, most commonly cowboy style. Anyone who does a dance this way is godlike.
“Yo dude, look at that guy hit the yoinky sploinky.”

“Holy crap your right! That’s epic man.”
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The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

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When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"
Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"
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Stealthie 

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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026
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