The Woodpecker 

When your significant other wakes you up at night with a hard on while spooning...

The Woodpecker made an appearance last night, it must have been a good dream...

The Woodpecker by D's wife May 26, 2019

the woodpecker 

When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously

My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.

the woodpecker by Tsmitnig December 5, 2014

The Woodpecker 

You have anal sex with a carrot or stick strapped to your nose. Can be enhanced by pecking her asshole and saying "peck peck peck peck peck" constantly.

You know you did The Woodpecker right if her asshole looks like an tomato

I gave my girlfriend The Woodpecker lastnight! I made her asshole look like an tomato.

The Woodpecker by ThisIsMyKingdomCum February 23, 2020

The Woodpecker 

Where the woman’s lies down and prepares to receive oral sex. The man must possess a rather bulbous boxers snot of a nose. The man then must drilling the woman’s gee with his nose like an impact driver. That is the art of the woodpecker

I gave my woman the woodpecker and now she’s walking like someone with polio

The Woodpecker by TheTrojan April 3, 2020

The Woody Woodpecker 

Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.

"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"

The Woody Woodpecker by The Hunter June 11, 2006

The Crusty Woodpecker 

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.

"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"

The Crusty Woodpecker by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016

the new woody woodpecker show 

A show on fox kids about a woodpecker

Man 1: The new woody woodpecker show is airing at 2pm. Fuck

man 2: U can record it

the new woody woodpecker show by Woodystan69 April 6, 2021