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When your significant other wakes you up at night with a hard on while spooning...
The Woodpecker made an appearance last night, it must have been a good dream...
by D's wife May 26, 2019
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
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When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously
My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.
by Tsmitnig December 04, 2014
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You have anal sex with a carrot or stick strapped to your nose. Can be enhanced by pecking her asshole and saying "peck peck peck peck peck" constantly.

You know you did The Woodpecker right if her asshole looks like an tomato
I gave my girlfriend The Woodpecker lastnight! I made her asshole look like an tomato.
by BruhToDone February 23, 2020
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Where the woman’s lies down and prepares to receive oral sex. The man must possess a rather bulbous boxers snot of a nose. The man then must drilling the woman’s gee with his nose like an impact driver. That is the art of the woodpecker
I gave my woman the woodpecker and now she’s walking like someone with polio
by TheTrojan April 03, 2020
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