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Whittling the Gobbler 

Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.
"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"
Whittling the Gobbler by Mr. Crafty February 28, 2009

whining to the choir 

When you keep repeating the same opinions and sentiments to your "in" group who already share your same opinion. This is a corollary to "preaching to the choir", since you really aren't preaching to them, you aren't trying to change their opinion or give them new knowledge.
Hey dude I noticed you keep repeating on ENENEWS that paid pro-nuclear trolls at ENENEWS are sociopaths with no conscience.

Ya man, most of the pro nuclear sorts are looking to live off a supposed free lunch, just like sociopaths do in everyday society.

I know dude, they are sick, but everyone at ENENEWS knows about those paid trolls, so I am afraid that you might just be "Whining to the Choir"

Probably right bro, I need to comment more at other place to expose these nuke sociopaths.

Carry on fellow warrior in the walk on part in the war against radiation, keep on {troll jousting}, just don't waste your time Whining to the Choir

Whining all the Tom 

When someone bitches and complains in a passive aggressive way or pulls petty little acts of annoyance, hoping that it will make someone give him some drugs. In such a manner to be just like Tom.
"Oh for crying out loud," Meghan said," why are you whining all the Tom."
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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