Imagine this senario:
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.
You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.
You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
by Luke Warm September 5, 2008
by Anonymous person..... October 24, 2015
“Johnny never feels more wanderful than when he’s in the middle of a long-planned road trip to a new destination.”
by SalvyZ February 3, 2020
walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.
friend: "where you going?"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"
by tiredbrokenrecord June 8, 2016
adjective to describe a person who randomly roams, wanders, meanders, rambles, stumbles, or strays in a fulltime mode. Can also be used to describe the mind.
Useful in decribing one with attention deficit tendencies.
Useful in decribing one with attention deficit tendencies.
Abra's wanderful personality has resulted in a number of missed appointments and delayed completion of the tasks at hand.
by Abra La Mente December 2, 2009
A saying by TTPG board member wander that uses incorrect grammar and sentence structure a statement that only makes sense to wander. A statement or sentence that is funny because of how retarded it sounds.
Wanderism "I will tell you what the problem.
I don't know where you come from but can you explain to me what you put in and explain it really well.
I have other things to do then to think below your belt.
There‘s a lot in the mess itself.
You were self defense"
I don't know where you come from but can you explain to me what you put in and explain it really well.
I have other things to do then to think below your belt.
There‘s a lot in the mess itself.
You were self defense"
by joepizza September 5, 2010
«All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.»
— J.R.R Tolkien
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.»
— J.R.R Tolkien
by JVeverMind January 5, 2022