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The Wallie

When you and your girl are having sexual intercourse and you secretly braid her pubic hair to yours for maximum overdrive togetherness.
"Damn! We broke up because I tried to pull The Wallie and accidentally ripped her pubes out!"
The Wallie by Not Wallie March 26, 2016
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Reading the Wallet 

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.
Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
Reading the Wallet by Huge Murph February 24, 2009

Don't drop the Wallet 

Don't drop the wallet
The Synonym of Don't Drop the soap only this is to be used in competitive play video games when participating in "Money Matches."
"I'm gonna win that tournament and win 1000 dollars!!!"

-Don't drop the wallet

Ball's to the wallet 

Well what more to say except a perfect way to blow your load in many possible ways all in the same evening much less. Short and sweet going all the way in everything you do in life.
I Gotta go ball's to the wallet in everything I do and just know the outcome will sometimes break the bank just as hard as your balls will administer to all.

In the Wallet 

Indicates who the more important girl is when a guy is cheating. If you're in the wallet, you are the girlfriend, fiancée, wife, more important girl. If you are NOT in the wallet, you are the sidepiece, goomar, the other woman, the less important woman.

Can be a physical picture in the wallet, but is mostly used as a reference to being in a someones heart/special place/thinking of someone seriously. You don't get told if you're in the wallet/out of the wallet by the guy, someone else tells you
1)

A: That asshole was cheating on me

B: I don't think so. You're weren't even in the wallet

2)

A: He's not really upset about the fact you caught him, you're not the one in the wallet
In the Wallet by kf, April 10, 2020

The wallet trick 

Prank where two people, (the prankers), sit down on the left and right next to the targeted person. One pranker tells the target they want to show them the wallet trick and asks for the targets wallet. The target hands over the wallet, And the first pranker quickly tosses the wallet over the head of target, the second pranker catches the wallet over the targets head and then throws it down into the lap of the target, aiming to hit them in the genitals with their own wallet.
“I’m going to kill Tim and Ben later, they did the Wallet trick on me today during lunch and they got me right in the nuts.”
The wallet trick by V date May 11, 2020

The Wallen Effect 

The exact opposite of being cancelled. Where one says something out of pocket and instead of being cancelled and shunned, blows up and becomes well liked.
Guy: Dude did you hear Morgan Wallen made a song with lil durk after saying a racial slur?

Me: Yeah dude that’s The Wallen Effect.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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