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The Vest 

The name people round cheshunt and waltham cross call Danny Howell
Alright bro, have you seen the vest about? he owes me a score...
The Vest by Danny Howell December 19, 2020

close to the vest 

keep something secret, to hold something close so no one else can see it
Though it was just a friendly game of Go-Fish, Henry kept his cards close to the vest, not letting anyone else see which cards he held.

He played the murder close to the vest so he could work out all the details before the police found out.
close to the vest by social catalyst February 11, 2006

Tight to the vest

A embarrassing secret that is youtubable but the person who calls it believes it shouldn't be so they call "Tight 2 the vest "
Person 1:Hey look at this someone get this on YouTube coz a human banana foster just happened

Person 2 : keep this tight to the vest

Person 1: DANG IT I WAS GONNA YOUTUBE IT BUT NOW I CANT

Took one in the vest 

To "Take One In The Vest" is a saying that security officers on the Seattle waterfront used for breaking up with a bitch instead of marrying her, who later went on to fuck somebody else over.

Cause if you take the bullet in the vest it hurts like a motherfucker but you get over it.
"So I heard you broke up with Megan"

"Yeah I took one in the vest"

The Vestibule

Described as a "test run" of the IGN boards, it is currently the most-used forum on IGN. It is frequently called "The Spam Board". As of 2005, the Vestibule has accumulated over 100 million posts. It is commonly referred to as "Teh Vesti" or "The Vesti" by its regulars. At the beginning of 2006, the Vesti was nearly overrun by noobs, or newly registerd users. Many of these users spammed the boards unmercifully to add posts to their post count. The Vestibule lost many regulars in 2006 including: The.Boss, raffaelhookel, and Charcoal2k. Since then, many users have complained that The Vestibule has declined in quality.
I'd better fap furiously to this pic of goddess bunny because it's on The Vestibule!!!!11one11!!!
The Vestibule by Ivebeenpermad August 6, 2006

the vesti 

a place on the internet full of geeks who can't get laid and are mean and sarcastic. in other words.. the best place in the world.
I went to the vesti today and they called me a douchebag.
the vesti by hahaha July 20, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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