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The Unicycle Massacre of 1993 

A fictional event that happened in the state of Wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. You be the judge!
Person 1: Dude how horrible was Hurricane Katrina?

Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!
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