A fictional event that happened in the state of Wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. You be the judge!
Person 1: Dude how horrible was Hurricane Katrina?
Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!
Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!
by Joe Vice City Yablonski November 26, 2009
Get the The Unicycle Massacre of 1993mug.