The Tour

Giving a date a tour of your home that ends in your bedroom as a strong but silent suggestion that you want to have sex.

One our third date, I invited him to my place and have him The Tour but he didn't make a move.

by Everyone's Brother March 17, 2015

slap on the tour bus

Getting pussy on the tour bus

Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.

by SoSerene October 27, 2017

This is going to ruin the tour

A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.

Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.

Used when mildly inconvenienced.

Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!

by ladydarkrose June 24, 2024

the grand tour

The Grand Tour is a british motoring show hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May which is funded by Amazon.

It is better than Top Gear.

It will always be.

The Grand Tour is and will always be better than Top Gear.

by jeezus123 May 25, 2016

The Eras Tour

The show of the century. The highest-grossing tour EVER. The most impressive stadium tour EVER. An absolute serve. A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE THAT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE.

OMG, I'M GOING TO THE ERAS TOUR! I'M SO EXCITED!!!

by theswiftie13 September 22, 2023

The Grand Tour

The Grand Tour is the successor to Top Gear, hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond. It is funded by Amazon, and while much like the original Top Gear, it's that much more off-the-walls and immature.

If you enjoy the old Top Gear, watch it.

The Grand Tour is a great show for people who enjoy Top Gear, traveling, cars, or just like seeing people goof around.

by sebacostamr May 5, 2019

Redbank West of The Rockies Tour

This is an act to only be attempted by people who are very sexually adventrous, flexiable, with good insurance, and a tolerance for concusions. To be considered a complete Redbank West of the Rockies Tour one and one's partner/s must complete a/an Alaskan Pipeline, Washington Candy Apple, Oregon Log Jam, California Carrot, Arizona Chilidog, Hawaiian Muscle Fuck, Idaho Slider, Utah Jaw Dropper, and Nevada Deposit Box within 12 hours.

Carolyn did not have enough money to see the sites west of the Rocky Moutains so she asked Ron and Josh to give her a Redbank West of the Rockies Tour. They were only happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up fuckers.

by flamingschlonge March 8, 2010