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the rich cunt is wanted in 19 countries and owes 10 casinos 25 million dollars and got given head by his maid and runs a shady insurance company
The tom is a fraud
The tom by The milf eater April 6, 2022
not to be mistaken for peeping tom, a tall leader of a grassy country (usually in Europe)
I consider the leader of Poland "The Tom"
The Tom by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

The Tom Selleck 

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.
Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

The Tom Bombadil 

"Tom put his mouth to the crack and began singing into it in a low voice. They could not catch the words, but evidently Merry was aroused." (J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring)
"We went back to his and tried a bit of The Tom Bombadil, but he didn't really have the voice for it. I prefer tenors..."
The Tom Bombadil by Moorf97 February 1, 2022

The Tom Brady 

the act of ejaculating into a woman (or man's) "butt chin"
Dude i totally did the Tom Brady right into her chin!
The Tom Brady by npmarko November 23, 2011

The Tom Wolf 

When a state’s governor fucks every single citizen then gets re-elected.
Wow, that fucker really gave me the Tom wolf last night. Can’t wait for 4 more years of ass fucking!
The Tom Wolf by The jammin mammy November 7, 2020