The Tom Brady

the act of ejaculating into a woman (or man's) "butt chin"

Dude i totally did the Tom Brady right into her chin!

by npmarko June 7, 2011

The Tom Brady

A mixed drink composed of 3 parts chocolate milk, 1 part vodka.

"The Pats just won the Super Bowl, gimme 4 drinks meant for a champion: The Tom Brady you cock suckaaaa!!"

by Milk&Honey69 September 19, 2017

The Tom Brady

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.

Javi is about to the Tom Brady

by crocodiledundee123 February 8, 2018

The Tom Brady

When a male ejaculates into his hand, puts his semen in his mouth then kisses his son

Yo The Tom Brady is a classic, but my son hates it

by Septictank69 January 11, 2020

Tom Brady

Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.

I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T

by TheRealPain March 20, 2017

Tom Brady

(verb) the act of a man sitting to pee

I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee, but I had to Tom Brady because I was too drunk to stand up.

by Curmudge_john February 8, 2015

Tom Brady

A man who kisses his son on the lips, and was alive during the cretaceous period

He shoved his penis into his son so hard he got him pregnant, so he pulled a Tom Brady

by TomBradyHellaGAy November 4, 2019