The Toe Snatcher
A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!
The Toe Snatcher by š Dank memes October 10, 2020
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