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The Sweats

Stalker slang for giving someone the jitters, in effect making them sweat, by acting odd in a subtle unnerving way which doesn't initiate a confrontation but is clearly targeted. Usually in a public place where fellow stalkers have placed themselves to provide an apparently oblivious audience.
We gave that guy the Sweats for you. Why do you hate him so much anyway ?
The Sweats by motormind July 18, 2015

Another day, another victory for the ogs, taking down the sweats, the imposter in among us! 

Another day, another victory for the ogs, taking down the sweats, the imposter in among us!
RHM: "Let's go! we won the match, we're actually the best trio fr"
Nae Nae: "Another day, another victory for the ogs, taking down the sweats, the imposter in among us!
Ollie Mollie: ...ok buddy

the mouth sweats 

The feeling you get in your mouth when you've had to much to drink and you take one more shot, and your mouth starts salivating like you're about to throw up.
"Take one more you bitch, last shot of the night."
"I can't drink any more whiskey, that last shot have me the mouth sweats."

I'm about to throw up, that shot gave me the mouth sweats.
the mouth sweats by Lord mericle November 4, 2013

The Dildo Sweats 

When one breaks into an uncontrollable sweat from not using a dildo enough or not having enough sex; in other words, being sexually frustrated.
"Oh no! I've lost my dildo! Now I've got The Dildo Sweats again!"

Maria/Peter was so sexually frustrated that she/he got The Dildo Sweats every single day!
The Dildo Sweats by Macaycay February 25, 2014

the meat sweats 

When your male genitalia becomes ungodly erect but there's nothing you can do about, usually because you are attending a family gathering or at that damn neighbor boy's bar mitzvah. The massive amount of potential energy bottles up inside you, causing you to sweat in the most unusual places
"I got the meat sweats" exclaimed Timmy, alerting everyone at the funeral

The Meat Sweats 

When you crave any type of meat; commonly steak or a burger <3
“I want a steak so bad”
“Ohhh shit you have the meat sweats”
The Meat Sweats by Themeatsweatsss October 18, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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