The Sweats

Stalker slang for giving someone the jitters, in effect making them sweat, by acting odd in a subtle unnerving way which doesn't initiate a confrontation but is clearly targeted. Usually in a public place where fellow stalkers have placed themselves to provide an apparently oblivious audience.
We gave that guy the Sweats for you. Why do you hate him so much anyway ?
by motormind July 18, 2015
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Womb-bore

New Mother who describes her labour in excruciating detail to anyone and everyone.
My sister is such a womb-bore, if I have to here about her having 8 different peoples hands up her baby cannon one more time I am going to flip
by motormind December 29, 2016
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Tortoise

Stalker slang for someone who has been successfully intimidated into confining themself to their home, venturing out rarely, like a tortoise sticking their head out of its shell.
My ex-partner is such a tortoise, I wait outside their house for days and never see them until they dash out for groceries. Job done.
by motormind June 02, 2015
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troll farm

Any seemingly innocent gathering of trolls for the ulterior purpose of trolling. The gathering may be in real life or online and a one off event or a campaign.
Your local music forum is really a troll farm.
by motormind November 01, 2017
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Airflinch

When you pretend you thought someone was about hit you, and so pretend to flinch, so that people think they are prone to striking out for no reason. Applies to any behaviour where you act out to produce a fake effect which makes someone you don't like look bad in other peoples eyes.
I stormed off for no reason and everyone assumed Tom said something to me, they totally fell for my airflinch.

I ducked and said "Ahh don't hit me" and Mom grounded him for a month.
by motormind January 07, 2018
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