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The Slap Bag

The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.
I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.
by TheSlapBag June 6, 2016
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Slap the Bag

Removing the Bag of wine inside the box of wine and then passing it around, partaking of its sweet nectar as you simultaneously hold, pour, and slap the bag of wine.
by Nate Beal October 24, 2005
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A symbolic gesture of slapping a bag of wine before proceeding to take a pull directly from the nozzle. Usually done in attempt of asking the hangover gods for protection the next morning.
"Hey man, can I get a pull of that franzia?"
"Fuck yeah, but don't forget to slap the bag first."
by slappy franzia January 6, 2014
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Slap the Bag

Alternate version of the Slap the Bag game, with the following rules:

- one of the players starts the game holding the bag
- other players call out a name and slap the bag; the called player must drink
- the called player cannot be the player holding the bag; the bag holder is immune while holding the bag
- if the caller misses the bag or is blocked from slapping the bag, they must drink instead
- the player who drinks becomes the holder
by 826bagslapper April 26, 2014
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Slap the bag

Getting dumb turnt off of bagged chardonay. Having a threesome, and ending up having to buy plan B the morning after.
Joe: Hey what do u think we should do today

David: BROOO, You trynna slap the bag at the club tonight ?
by Youngskinnydick June 7, 2018
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when a girl slaps a guy's ball sack and then sucks him off (like when you slap a franzia bag and chug)
oh man, i let amber slap the bag last night. i still walk with a limp.
by jbelf July 7, 2010
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Discovered during a drunken discussion, Slap The Bag can also be used in conjunction with "getting your dick wet". This is a term which can refer to getting your balls slapped hard by a girl....a last ditch effort to get some play.
"Man, Dusty was so horny last night, he went out and got some bitch to slap the bag"
by Arodri13 July 1, 2009
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