Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.

yo did you copy the shrek script

uh yeah i did

the shrek script by shrek man May 5, 2021

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The Shrek Method

The act of adding adult humor to g-rated animated films that kids wont understand, but the adults would find funny.

Examples of The Shrek Method:

"Little man, my best friend is a talking car."
-David Hasselhoff in "Hop"

"That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?"
-Shrek

The Shrek Method by Gringo The Clown July 29, 2011

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The Shrek Word

A word that is supposedly racist against all ogres unless you have the fabled Shrek card. If you obtain the fabled Shrek card you too can say the Shrek word.

“Hey I got the Shrek card say the Shrek word. Go on! Say it! Say it it’s not gonna be racist!”

The Shrek Word by MiracleWeezerHall September 22, 2023

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The shrek special

The act of filming a porno that involves a young machine gun Kelly esc Teen and an old fat French Canadian pig.

Dude let’s hit the shrek special tonight.

Ex 2- when are we filming shrek 2?

The shrek special by boatedRus April 14, 2025

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