the shining 

1. A groundbreaking film by stanley kupbrick in which jack nickolson's family is terrorized by a host of spirits and bad omens which posess a hotel and it's inhabitants.
2. A shitty horror movie that ur lifelong friend gets fingered to while you watch in horror.
3. The reflection of the wet tip of a flacid penis

1. The shining was pretty good i guess i liked the part were jack nikellsunn fucked that rotten lady
2. she's getting the shining right next to me
3. i was almost blinded by his shining

the shining by pussay October 26, 2004

the shining 

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.

Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.

the shining by Morbidia June 5, 2005

The Shining 

Hallorann in the Shining, talked about how he and his grandmother "carried on a conversation without ever opening their mouth or moving their lips." It was called shining. " The movie also hints what causes the shining, and that it is painful and unwanted.

The shining can be translated into two parts. "No fish monkey gloves that live with their parents." From Darwin, people could think earth adapts from fish to monkey and people could be clinging to their kids two much and they don't want them to become successful through adaption.

The Shining by MicaiahM1989 January 18, 2023

The Day of the Shining Star

February 16 each year. Anniversary of Chairman of the National Defense Commission General Kim Jong-il's birthday. Not a good day considering he was dictator of North Korea.

"Bro, did you know it's The Day of the Shining Star?"
"Dude, stop researching that communist bs."

The Day of the Shining Star by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025

Shining the Torpedo 

Male; to masturbate. See also Buttering the Corn Cob.

My Mom hasn't talked to me since she caught me shining the torpedo last week.

Shining the Torpedo by McFatty May 6, 2005

Shining the Butler 

To waste time lavishing attention (ostensibly in the form of sexual favors) onto a party who cannot provide you any form of significant reward or upward mobility, while the reigning and more influential members of the metaphorical household go unserviced.

Joey spent all day showing his project to the junior VP but I told him he's really just shining the butler, Jenkins the new CTO makes all the decisions around here!

Shining the Butler by GentlemanlyScholar March 26, 2011

Shining the Helmet 

Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.

Henro remember the time you were Shining the Helmet in Josh's face while he was asleep?

Shining the Helmet by Brad_Mike December 8, 2010