The Ruiner
To be that guy who shows up in the background of photos usually being an idiot. Also so known as The Onifer
The Ruiner by Jeighsunne January 29, 2009
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The Ruiner by Starwarss May 25, 2009
Destroy The Runner
An amazing metal band, with a little christian rock mixed in, but still a very good band for anyone to listen to. Formed in San Diego only a few years. I love their sound, u should get some stuff by them
Destroy The Runner by FRiEzA!!!! January 9, 2008
tie goes to the runner
In baseball, if the runner is tagged at the same moment he reaches the base, he is considered safe.
In everything else, the benefit of the doubt goes to the one who finishes with the momentum.
In everything else, the benefit of the doubt goes to the one who finishes with the momentum.
June and Li are both super hot, but Li looks extra good right now in that green sweater, so...tie goes to the runner; I'm asking Li out.
tie goes to the runner by Rico Detroit January 13, 2009
The Runner
When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.
The Runner by Thor76 October 6, 2004
the runner-up e-mail
The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.
"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."
the runner-up e-mail by Stephanie Holmes May 13, 2005
blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night
it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.
blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night by Summers Eve February 28, 2005
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