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Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master  

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).
Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

the puppet master

Fingering a passed out drunk girl in the ass to wake her up.
Bryan was in the taxi with this girl and she passed out. He gave her the puppet master to bring her to life.