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The Punto

A drinking game where the participants, while watching a baseball game, take a drink for every slide, missed swing, and base hit.
Dude, I got so drunk playing the Punto last night, I fell in the pool.
by ShoshonTheElegant October 23, 2011
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The Nick Punto Kid

That kid in your fantasy baseball draft who clearly has no clue that the draft is even taking place, let alone the fact that they just set their roster back years by drafting players who won't even start in their local softball leagues.
Nick Punto? Only The Nick Punto Kid would draft Nick Punto.
Who the hell is Nick Punto?
What position does Nick Punto play?
by cubiesg7 April 10, 2011
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The Pantomime Factor

The Pantomime Factor is a device used by writers of film and TV dramas that has the audience shouting at the screen, when what the hero or heroine is about to do, defies imagination and logic.
An example of The Pantomime Factor.

The heroine on a dark night walks alone into her unlit house which clearly has had a forced entry and fails to see a figure lurking in the dark as they stumble about, never even thinking about turning on a light.
More impressionable observers will be shouting; "Look out behind you!" and similar warnings at the screen, but of course to no avail.
by Doghouse Riley July 3, 2008
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The Ana Pinto

The act of using Nick Hart brand pliers to remove excess pubic hair. Generally referred to the inhabitants of the almost extinct Pinto tribe that has come to near extinction by chocking on excess pubic hairs. It is so hairy that the happy trail becomes a happy tropical rainforest. The last members of the Pinto tribe reside in Northern VA.
yo! that bitches poon tang looks like King Kongs ass, i call for the ana pinto manuver!
by mike mason February 17, 2008
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slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"
by sb760 January 27, 2024
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