The Punto
A drinking game where the participants, while watching a baseball game, take a drink for every slide, missed swing, and base hit.
The Punto by ShoshonTheElegant October 23, 2011
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The Nick Punto Kid
That kid in your fantasy baseball draft who clearly has no clue that the draft is even taking place, let alone the fact that they just set their roster back years by drafting players who won't even start in their local softball leagues.
Nick Punto? Only The Nick Punto Kid would draft Nick Punto.
Who the hell is Nick Punto?
What position does Nick Punto play?
Who the hell is Nick Punto?
What position does Nick Punto play?
The Nick Punto Kid by cubiesg7 April 10, 2011
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The Pantomime Factor
The Pantomime Factor is a device used by writers of film and TV dramas that has the audience shouting at the screen, when what the hero or heroine is about to do, defies imagination and logic.
An example of The Pantomime Factor.
The heroine on a dark night walks alone into her unlit house which clearly has had a forced entry and fails to see a figure lurking in the dark as they stumble about, never even thinking about turning on a light.
More impressionable observers will be shouting; "Look out behind you!" and similar warnings at the screen, but of course to no avail.
The heroine on a dark night walks alone into her unlit house which clearly has had a forced entry and fails to see a figure lurking in the dark as they stumble about, never even thinking about turning on a light.
More impressionable observers will be shouting; "Look out behind you!" and similar warnings at the screen, but of course to no avail.
The Pantomime Factor by Doghouse Riley July 3, 2008
The Ana Pinto
The act of using Nick Hart brand pliers to remove excess pubic hair. Generally referred to the inhabitants of the almost extinct Pinto tribe that has come to near extinction by chocking on excess pubic hairs. It is so hairy that the happy trail becomes a happy tropical rainforest. The last members of the Pinto tribe reside in Northern VA.
The Ana Pinto by mike mason February 17, 2008
slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto
An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"
slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto by sb760 January 27, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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