The Presser 

Defecating onto a plate or piece of tin foil then leaving it on a door step, kitchen counter, etc.... for others to find...

Dude, I walked out this morning and someone had done The Presser on our door step last night.... Very Fucked up....

The Presser by Wincensnort April 29, 2010

the pressures 

(n). To signify being hypertensive.

He done fell out, he has the pressures and the sugars!

9er done fell out the sugars leaking welfare wagon bandaid bus

the pressures by 9R November 17, 2010

Edwin and the Pressure 

An awesome alternative rock band with several hits. Can seem pop-ish when compared to SOAD or Godsmack, but then most things are. They have a couple of great songs, most are based on drugs/alcohol. "Let's Dance" was a top ten hit for almost three weeks straight. They use distortion and light sound effects, keyboard and electric drums to emphasize a different sound. Quote, "'Edwin & The Pressure' is instantly captivating, cool, powerful, emotive and intense. From the slamming first single, "Superhoney" to the infectious "Firecracker," to the orchestral atmosphere of "High" and "Malibu Sunset," Edwin's voice links each and carries the listener on a dynamic musical ride."
Ediwn was also a solo artist with his album, "another spin around the sun"

Quote from Edwin and the Pressure, let's dance

You can drive through the night
Till the roads outta sight
Put the top down, hang out the window
Under the shiny Northern Lights

And who will be your man
And who will be there then
Cuz we all know shit happens
Let's dance
Let's dance

Edwin and the Pressure by Addie Grigg May 21, 2006

Stop the presses 

What one can say when a top of the line woman walks by, as you are taken aback by ones beauty.

Guys, is that Chanyne? Stop the presses.

Stop the presses by manfuel254 March 24, 2013

I pressed the button 

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

I pressed the button by Some dude November 29, 2004

The Self Preservation Society 

1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.

1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.

The Self Preservation Society by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005

pressurize the cabin 

Rolling the windows up after getting some fresh air while driving a vehicle on the highway, usually by the driver on a roadtrip with multiple people and often after purging the cabin.

Damn! That was a real stinking cloud you cut loose with back there. Now that the air is clear, I'll pressurize the cabin.

pressurize the cabin by Kahoki November 19, 2007