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the preems 

A certain kind of marijuana that gets you higher then most others. In many cases it would likely be covered in crystals and smell almost like a skunk.
-"Come smoke a bowl..I got the preems!"

-Burnout #1 "Whoah..that shit stinks dude"
Burnout #2 "I know..it's the preems!"

-Took two hits of the preems and I was right toasted!

The Preemtive Strike

When the guy is about to cum during sex, pulls out, and the girl slaps his dick so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue balls because he can no longer finish.

-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.

-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!

the peems 

PM (Post Meridiam)
My class is at 2:30 in the peems
the peems by Doow Oorydna November 16, 2018
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026