This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You
will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp
pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in
check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect
penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his
head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her
clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.
A :
Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.
A : That's fucked up, you need
help.
B : It helps me sleep.
A : You sick
fuck. Don't talk to me.
