The Poggers

A musical indie rock band that has never been made, with a name super swag that its band members hate it. Yes, Janie, I’m speaking to you. Releasing no songs and no merchandise on their non-existent website, this band hasn’t been made… YET.

Hey, have you listened to “The Poggers” song yet?

No
Howcome?
Because they have no music…?

by actualwordslikenojoke January 6, 2022

The Poggers Theory of Sexual Intercourse

The Poggers Theory of Sexual Intercourse, explains that Today's men and women will Express a feeling equivalent to pure happiness during sex by saying 'Poggers', instead of wording like 'Oh Yes' or 'Oh god yes'. This Can most likely start and end with the current Generation; However, with the Poggers Formula which is PoG+ Current Generation = GeR+Number of Remaining years of said Generation Can show how Many more years It will be used in that generation.

Man: *Cums* "Poggers!"

Woman: "What did you say?"

Man: "I Said Poggers Amy, Ever Heard of the Poggers Theory of Sexual Intercourse?"

Woman: "Oh..I guess It's ok then"

by Pogger Theory 101 December 14, 2020