The Padro 

A fucking weeb. He plays too much sonic hentai, and worst of all...

isn’t sad that waluigi didn’t make it into smash. Beware the Padro. If you spot a wild Padro, please call the proper authorities [e-mail]

He can also make too much pizza

Izzy: OMG!! DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT PADRO SAID ABOUT MY SENPAI WALUIGI?!?
Mariana: No? What did he say??
Izzy: He said that WALUIGI doesn’t FRICKING DESERVE TO BE IN SMASH!
M: WHAT?!? THE PADRO!! HE SERIOUSLY DOESN’T THINK THAT WALUIGI SHOULD BE IN SMASH?!

The Padro by MorganFreeman7284 October 4, 2018

The Padlock 

The padlock is when a person inserts their own penis into their own asshole. Thus becoming a human padlock.

Mike's dick got stuck in his butt hole again last night , he needs to use more lube when he is preforming the padlock.

The Padlock by Narcolepc August 25, 2023

to have a roo loose in the top paddock 

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

to have a roo loose in the top paddock by MrKapper July 10, 2006

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock 

Intellectually inadequate

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock by aenema August 16, 2003

Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025