The Oval Office

A code name by the FBI meaning The President is having sex leave him the fuck alone.

The inauguration is just one big marathon to get to The Oval Office to take care of real business.

by c-hat-e January 21, 2013

Oval Office

A toilet

OMG WTF! You clogged the oval office!

by Dbres April 20, 2012

The oval office

The toilet

guy#1: Hey, where were you?

guy#2: I was pooping in the oval office !!

by Amsh August 1, 2012

Oval Office

a slang term for the vagina

Mr. Lincoln loves to work in the Oval Office

by Iron Balls September 8, 2006

Oval Office

The toilet. This word is usually associated with excessive vomiting due to massive intake of alcohol, a hangover, or projectile diarrhea

Jimmy totally dominated the oval office after 18 beers and $25 worth of Taco Bell.

by Griffin Reed January 17, 2008

Oval Office

Most people might not know this (well maybe you do) but the White House is actually a huge mental institute, home to the USA's biggest crackpots. The Oval Office is the maximum security cell-the biggest one of them all, and it's home to "Inmate F.U.C.K.T.A.R.D." also known as George Bush.

...So yeah, stay away from the Oval Office.

by Mr. HEUYGWRUFJWSB September 10, 2006

Oval Office

Where a group of menaces gather during certain occurrences to “hotbox” ones car.

Hey you got a cart? Let’s go Oval Office after school!

by DeezNuts12378 April 26, 2022