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The Original 

A shitty soldier weapon from the very popular game on Steam, TF2. Almost everyone who uses this weapon just unlocked it and doesn't know it's a stock re-skin, they REALLY like Quake, or they just use it to make a terrible dick joke in a public match.
Hey,hey sniper bro 64, the original is straight,and fires forward. JUST LIKE MY DICK!!
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The Original 

A person who has their own style. Often people try to emulate their style, but THE Original is the person that starts the trend in the first place. Usually, The Original is stylish and hot. People of the opposite sex would have issues if they wouldn't want to rip The Original's clothes off. Usually they are also funny and awesome.
That Ashley, She's a The Original!

Wow, I've never seen anyone wear that BEFORE her, she's Original!
The Original by blondie129 November 7, 2012

The original 

Oh jeez sorry guys is the original pc less good than your iPad? Well, I guess I wasted my time here, huh guys?
Hym "This is a hyper-text what do you want from me? You won't pay your tithe so I can't build the church and all you ever do is complain and NOW... I don't have any nuns to spank! I should have nuns to spank by now! I'm like the original nun spanker! Nuns with assless leather jumpsuits and a giant phallic statue protruding into the street and the cops would show up and say 'That's a zoning violation. Get your giant dick out of the street-' and I'd be all like 'DON'T YOU BODY SHAME ME, YOU FAGGOT!' And then I'd get arrested... Because I don't think they like being called a faggot... But that's fine because I would become a martyr for whatever it is we stand for here... Which is.... Not letting retards hit it instead of me... And... Crowd-sourcing both ideas to kill God and versions of reality to do after this one... And Jennifer Lawrence... Aaaand... Mehmehmeh... What else? Hmm.... Other things... Yes. We stand for other things liiiiiike... DRUGS! That's right! Drugs. And getting me them."
The original by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

The Original Ace

YouTuber that plays blocks game for living, also his Lego videos are very cool

The Original Me Generation™

The "Me" generation in the United States is a term referring to the baby boomers generation and the self-involved qualities that people associate with it.
Tim: The Original Me Generation™ were Boomers, according to an essay by Tom Wolfe
Bill: What would you know? You're just a millennial? Haha
Tim: I'm a Zoomer grandpa.. Gen Z? Remember?
Bill: What were we talking about? Where's my nerve pill? Why is it so cold?..

the original wankster 

when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.
when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat
the original wankster by cody cole December 2, 2009