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The Orange Army 

Max Verstappen’s Dutch fans.
A.k.a the best f1-fans in the world ;)

They are easily spotted in the crowd by their orange attire.
They are called the ‘orange’ army because dutchies love the orange colour and they always dress in orange clothing. Many fans of the orange army (illegally) take flares (/ Bengaals vuur) to the track to colour the sky orange (which looks absolutely wild).

A lot of members of the orange army follow Max all around the world. Especially in Europe, there are always dutchies everywhere. But even in Qatar they turn the stands orange.
Their favourite song is ‘Super Max!’ by the Pitstop Boys, who are btw also Dutch. It’s a very catchy song that goes: MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX SUPER SUPER MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX …

A new favourite song might be ‘33 Max Verstappen’ by Carte Blanq, also very catchy. This song is often sung by non-Redbull-fans as well and is also used in lots of memes. It goes like this: TU TU TUTU MAX VERSTAPPEN…

Side note: shouldn’t be confused with the papaya fans (mclaren fans), they also love the orange colour.
Wow, look at the stands, they are completely orange!
It must be The Orange Army.

We can’t see the track, there is too much orange smoke!
It’s because we’re in Zandvoort, The Netherlands and all the dutchies brought flares.
The Orange Army by CHARLOTTE<3C2 October 9, 2023
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012