The Noose Song

What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well i'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat

So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose

Guy 1: I need to learn how to tie a noose for some halloween decor, but I just can't figure out how!
Guy 2: Just watch The Noose Song on youtube! It's informative, funny, and filled to the brim with satire!

by Alchemist657 July 3, 2020

The Noose Song

A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.

The Noose Song

Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around

And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins

You take the snake and spiral down

And at the bottom, what has he found?

The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull

Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021