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The Niamh Incident

An event fated to happen on the date January 13th, yet the year of it is unknown. It is prophesied that Niamh Walking warty will arise from her torment and unleash her pain and suffering onto the world.

It is unknown that this event will lead to the apocalypse, but it is known that it is a crack of doom - a catastrophic mass bungalow fart
CHARLIE: SHIT MAN IT THE 13TH OF JANUARY

ARCHIE: HOT DAMN IT MIGHT BE THE NIAMH INCIDENT HELL NAWWW

CHARLIE: my pants are brown

Archie: you da G

Niamh the best gf ever 

The sexiest person alive. Biggest bunda to exist. Curviest person ever and will always make u happy. I love Niamh’s so much no matter how many times they doubt it. She has the whole package and will always be there for you when you need it. I want to spend the rest of my life with Niamh because I love her with all my heart
Boy :My gf is called Niamh
Other boy: damn she must be curvy af you are very lucky to have Niamh the best gf ever in your life

Niamh the best gf ever 

The sexiest person alive. Biggest bunda to exist. Curviest person ever and will always make u happy. I love Niamh’s so much no matter how many times they doubt it. She has the whole package and will always be there for you when you need it. I want to spend the rest of my life with Niamh because I love her with all my heart
Boy :My gf is called Niamh
Other boy: damn she must be curvy af you are very lucky to have Niamh the best gf ever in your life

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026