The Niamh

The one fated to cause the catastrophe known as The Niamh Incident

Omniscient being known for her destructive nature.

Very ugly and greasy yet still attracts attention from men

Archie: AHHHH ITS The Niamh

Charlie: damn i wanna hit dat ass

Archie: hot dawg hombre

by THE AMERICAN GEEZA November 22, 2022

The Niamh Incident

An event fated to happen on the date January 13th, yet the year of it is unknown. It is prophesied that Niamh Walking warty will arise from her torment and unleash her pain and suffering onto the world.

It is unknown that this event will lead to the apocalypse, but it is known that it is a crack of doom - a catastrophic mass bungalow fart

CHARLIE: SHIT MAN IT THE 13TH OF JANUARY

ARCHIE: HOT DAMN IT MIGHT BE THE NIAMH INCIDENT HELL NAWWW

CHARLIE: my pants are brown

Archie: you da G

by THE AMERICAN GEEZA November 22, 2022

Niamh the best gf ever

The sexiest person alive. Biggest bunda to exist. Curviest person ever and will always make u happy. I love Niamh’s so much no matter how many times they doubt it. She has the whole package and will always be there for you when you need it. I want to spend the rest of my life with Niamh because I love her with all my heart

Boy :My gf is called Niamh
Other boy: damn she must be curvy af you are very lucky to have Niamh the best gf ever in your life

by Lucas 172551 December 10, 2020

Niamh the best gf ever

The sexiest person alive. Biggest bunda to exist. Curviest person ever and will always make u happy. I love Niamh’s so much no matter how many times they doubt it. She has the whole package and will always be there for you when you need it. I want to spend the rest of my life with Niamh because I love her with all my heart

Boy :My gf is called Niamh
Other boy: damn she must be curvy af you are very lucky to have Niamh the best gf ever in your life

by Lucas 172551 December 10, 2020