While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.
“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”
by flocktoppler July 11, 2019
Get the The New Mexico Mojitomug.