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The Natalie 

Named after Natalie Portman, "The Natalie" is something one pulls in a serious and/or non serious situation that is either funny or awkward. This can range from getting in the middle of someone's conversation to tell a pun regardless of not being apart of the conversation/knowing the topic of the conversation or randomly becoming angry and throwing a fit like a 5 year old.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that girl's butt a few moments ago? Baby got back!"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah, she's definitely got a booty.

Girl: Did someone say...booty?! *Pulls "The Natalie" by randomly shakes butt at the two guys while laughing hysterically*
The Natalie by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013
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The Natalie Portman 

The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)
Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.

Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.

The natalie ass 

To have the ut most perfect ass imaginable
You damn girl you got the natalie ass

The natalie cock 

To have the dick above all the rest. The most glorious dick ever

The Natalie Effect 

The state or being when a girl makes it blatantly obvious she wants your Taco.
Steven and his 9 wives are an example of The Natalie Effect.

the Natalie special 

Whatever freaky shit Natalie comes up with on the fly, you just go with it. Because you are her bitch.
Natalie gave me the Natalie Special last night. The girl is a freak.

Doing the Natalie Portman 

The act of masturbation, typically female. A reference to the recent movie Black Swan, in which the plot pretty much revolved around Natalie Portman's masturbatory habits.
Karen: Katie sure has been in her room for a long time.
Liz: She's probably doing the Natalie Portman.
Karen: Oh, that probably explains why she took that underwear catalogue.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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