The Mifia 

A business that someone made, where 2 people copied it and made it a business where they would kill people, then blame it on the Mafia.

P1- "Did you hear how the Mifia was on the run for like 90 years before getting caught as skeletons"

P2- "Wow. That seems like a really stupid thing that kids would make up!"

P1- "It probably was!"

The Mifia by hfusvstdgfbjnfdgsfhdsbfdsf October 1, 2019

The Mifia 

The Mifia: A business that someone made, where 2 people copied it and made it a business where they would kill people, then blame it on the Mafia.

P1- "Did you hear how The Mifia was on the run for like 90 years before getting caught as skeletons!"

P2- "Wow. That seems like a really stupid thing that kids made up!"

P1- "It probably was!"

The Mifia by hfusvstdgfbjnfdgsfhdsbfdsf October 1, 2019

The Mafia

When your ex girlfriend wont leave you alone, she is the Mafia. Once you break up with a girl, you refer to her as the Mafia, change her name in your phone, etc...

Dude, who's blowing up your cell right now?
Oh, its just the Mafia...

The Mafia by EMTownTeeDubbs October 11, 2006

The Mafia

The Mafia, was referred to in Italian as Cosa Nostra "Our Thing" or "This Thing of Ours", is a secret society that evolved from Italian Organized Crime in mid-19th century Sicily. An offshoot emerged on the East Coast of the United States during the late 19th century following waves of Italian immigration to that country.

The Mafia's power in the United States peaked in the mid-20th century, until a series of FBI investigations in the 1970s and 1980s somewhat curtailed the Mafia's influence. Despite the decline, the Mafia and its reputation have become entrenched in American popular culture, portrayed in movies, TV shows, and even product commercials
"Mafia" is today often used by extension to refer to any large group of people engaged in criminal racketeering activities, such as the Russian Mafia, Black Mafia, Mexican Mafia, Japanese Yakuza, Irish Mob, Chinese Triads, Albanian mafia, Cuban Mafia, Indian mafia, Cormafia, and several other ethnic organized crime groups.

''The Mafia were powerful''

The Mafia by sweet jesus June 1, 2006

The Midia 

Another way to say Twitter.

Just browsed The Midia for 30 seconds, got depressed quickly.

The Midia by banflimflam August 28, 2022

Memo From the Mafia 

An offer you can't refuse.

Frank gave Susie a memo from the mafia on their anniversary… She cried for weeks.

Memo From the Mafia by Misty Stroker December 16, 2011

work for the mafia 

an elegant way of excusing yourself from present company to go take a shit.

"excuse me for a moment, i must go work for the mafia"

work for the mafia by cin- May 5, 2014