Definitions by EMTownTeeDubbs

The Mafia

When your ex girlfriend wont leave you alone, she is the Mafia. Once you break up with a girl, you refer to her as the Mafia, change her name in your phone, etc...

Dude, who's blowing up your cell right now?
Oh, its just the Mafia...

The Mafia by EMTownTeeDubbs October 11, 2006