The Midlands

A so called region of England that people from Birmingham and the surrounding areas seem to think exists, though everyone knows that the only reason they claim this mythical land to be real is they do not want to be classified as 'northern'.

Londoner: So where in the UK are you from?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?

by Yo Yo Yo 456679 March 9, 2021

Arc of the Midlands

A place full of scum and false promises and abuses people with disabilities. And prefers to keep Sex offenders

Arc of the Midlands: A place to go where they are supposed to help people with disabilities but doesn’t.

by PatrickIsUrban July 5, 2021

The East Midlands

not the south of England.
And definitely NOT the north!
home of incomprehendable contrasts such as the neighbouring cities of Derby and Nottingham. Derby; otherwise known as the home of repulsive ogre people is a horrible place, whereas Nottingham is a place of tranquility and love.

A - I'm headed to the north for my holidays this year.
B - Cool where are you going?
A - Derby.
B - that's in the East Midlands you fuck-wit. I hope you get horrifically strangulated by the ogre people before the kind, understanding and generous people of Nottingham can save you. you shit-for-brains, monkey arsehole of a person.

by monsieur du brouillard June 21, 2011

The Midland Academy of Advanced and creative studies

A small school where teachers and students are way too close

At The Midland Academy of Advanced and creative studies, teachers and students exchange cell numbers.

by Noneya Bizz October 12, 2011