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The Mats 

Doing a mechanical outplay
The Mats is a god
The Mats by The Mats December 23, 2017

goin' to the mats 

The phrase used by one mafia to challenge another mafia. This phrase commonly cause many deaths and the godfathers always survive.
Hey, Tony, you and me are through. We is goin' to the mats.

the_matster 

complete numpty, also known as an intelligent article
the_matster by Tango January 23, 2004

the matschener 

the act of holding the shlong of a transvestite and feeding her your cocksauce.
i grabbed your shlong and gave you the matschener.
the matschener by thebigshlong June 15, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026