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the maestro 

When you drop a massiv shit and exicidently shit the whole bucket so bad that you not only had to clean the bucket either yourself.
Have you seen the shitter lately? Ronald performed the maestro and ruined the whole bowl and his outfit
the maestro by Sgt. Woodcock August 24, 2021

The IT Maestro 

The person whose passion in life it to teach and show business how to best leverage technology to gain a technical avantage for their business
The IT Maestro implemented a new billing system for our business allowing our staff to focus more on selling new products and services than the billing function.
The IT Maestro by The IT Maestro February 4, 2010

The Mystic Maestro 

The Mystic Maestro is a wonderful person who is very artistic and kind. She cares a lot about her friends and might even beat up her friends if they are bullying one of her other friends. She is one of if not the best friend that anybody could ever have.
Chrantom: dude you should probably stop bullying me. The Mystic Maestro just came online

MHX: oh shit you're right
The Mystic Maestro by Chrantom September 17, 2020

Maestro of the Chunks

One who composes and directs songs chiefly concerned with feces.
screamin in the night when I leap on the pot
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks

The Maestroke 

Swinging your dick like you’re composing a symphony.
Example 1: I’m gonna go do The Maestroke later. It helps my creativity flow.

Example 2: Girl, I walked into the bathroom and caught him maestroking. Come pick me up.
The Maestroke by Joe-Joeeee May 1, 2021

The Maelstrom 

A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect
Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.
The Maelstrom by S.L. and S.D. February 5, 2005
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