The MJ
When your girl does a handstand against a wall and spreads her leg, you then stand in front and go ham with as many fingers as desired ( in the motion of bouncing a basketball )
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The MJ
The MJ by Gingerbollocks May 3, 2020
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The MJ's • MJ the Boss • MJ the internet pimp • The Downfall Of MJ • the • the game • the O • The Beatles • the boy • the shit
The MJ's
Brad: "Suzy, you don't look too great"
Suzy: "I don't feel good at all, I've been having hot and cold flashes, and my body aches, what do you think it can be?"
Brad: "I don't know, sounds like you've got a case of the MJ's "
Suzy: "I don't feel good at all, I've been having hot and cold flashes, and my body aches, what do you think it can be?"
Brad: "I don't know, sounds like you've got a case of the MJ's "
The MJ's by When Keepin it Real Goes Wrong July 15, 2011
MJ the internet pimp
1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.
2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.
3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'
4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.
5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.
6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.
3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'
4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.
5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.
6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
"Hey man, look at that ugly motherfucking fool walking down the street with that beautiful princess! That guy is such a 'MJ the internet pimp,' how did he get with her?"
MJ the internet pimp by MzLady214 August 12, 2006
MJ the Boss
Call of Duty term for any person who no lifes the game. MJ the Boss is usually applied to a person with the name Mitchell Jones
MJ the Boss by youknowiamfromconneaut May 26, 2010
The Downfall Of MJ
regarding recent accusations of assault. In Lots of cases, everyone's favorite (You know thriller is a real bop) Michael Jackson has been portrayed as a mostly good guy. But, not so much anymore. I don't think I need to explain any further.
Friend: Boy, the Downfall of MJ really hurt his fanbase.
Me: Yeah, you're right dawg. (💝) I was a diehard Moonwalker.
Me: Yeah, you're right dawg. (💝) I was a diehard Moonwalker.
The Downfall Of MJ by macysweddinggift April 18, 2019
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