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The Lizzi 

The act of of putting small insects into the vaginal canal and letting your pet lizard eat you out.
Me: lets try something new in the bedroom

Her: I've heard of the lizzi
The Lizzi by Jizziwizzi July 20, 2019
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d to the rizzo e to the vizzo i to the lizzo 

The result of Dr. Evil trying to rap.
D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo. I'm a crazy motherfucker!

The Lizzie McGuire Experience 

An experience you will have if you do way too much blow and PCP. Causes you to hallucinate and imagine a small animated reflection of yourself to prance around narrating your life.
Last night after a tooth rotting meth episode.
Me: blah, blah, blah BLAH. Blah, blah blah.
Mom: What the fuck IS that? An ant...or something?>
and that's the lizzie mcguire experience

Bleeding the lizzard 

Taking a piss.
Look at that! All three of us bleeding the lizzard.

bleed the lizzard 

piss, pee, urinate. only used for guys
"Hold on, dude. i gotta bleed the lizzard"

d to the rizzo e to the vizzo i to the lizzo 

drizzle the lizzle

To drain your lizzard, go #1 or pee.
Yo, I'm bout to go drizzle the lizzle.
drizzle the lizzle by pistol January 12, 2004
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