The Librarian
The Librarian by Yöur pseudonym November 5, 2022
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the librarian
whilst having sex with a guy/girl, just as your about to climax, smack your partner in the face with a book. this will give a sudden rush of sexual stimulation to both partners.
the librarian by Joe p mar January 5, 2009
The Librarian
A sexual act in which the "Librarian" puts their hands in a prayer position before inserting them into an orifice and opening their hands out, forming a book shape.
Guy 1: I took this girl home last night, and it all got weird when she asked me to do the Librarian.
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard she's a real bookworm.
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard she's a real bookworm.
The Librarian by BioStud October 16, 2014
The Librarian's Touch
The Librarian's Touch by KFBR392 August 1, 2022
glen the librarian
glen the librarian by liathebananapancake February 1, 2018
Conan the Librarian
Conan the Librarian by Ryan900USAYT January 9, 2023
rose the librarian
rose the librarian by Blue Younicorn December 4, 2017
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