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The Liam 

it's a mystery. he could have a big cock. he could be yellow. he could fuck ya girl anytime.
Some Turd : Hey Shaquisha, I'm pissing my pants scared.
Shaquisha : Why/
Some Turd : I heard The Liam is in town.
The Liam by Insert pp February 5, 2021
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The Liam Neeson 

A fatal attack that consists of a hard throat chop (by hand or with a gun) followed sometimes by a headslam against a solid surface. It is not to be used carelessly. Seen in action during the badass movie "Taken", starring Liam Neeson.
Eric: Martin was giving you the stink eye all last night, what was up with him?

Brandon: Well, he was being a mouthy bitch the other day so I had to give him The Liam Neeson.

Eric: I'm surprised he's still breathing.
The Liam Neeson by LoadedGunn47 November 29, 2010

The Liam Neeson  

to remove a gun from someones hand and proceed to strike them in the neck repeatedly till death or unconsciousness over comes them like a badass
dude did you just The liam neeson him yes i did!!
The Liam Neeson by n degrees 3 March 10, 2009

The Liam Strat 

A maneuver in the game rocket league where one person rolls the ball over their own goal to lead the opposing team towards your goal, leaving an open net for you to score. (Note: this strategy only works when you want it too.)
Finn: "No way, The Liam Strat actually worked!"
Liam: "Yes, it did."
The Liam Strat by Lem0 April 26, 2023

The Liam Keel MLP Fans Allegations

The Liam Keel MLP Fans Allegations refers broadly to a series of claims made by Liam Keel—known as the King of My Little Pony and creator of the L Money persona—accusing several prominent My Little Pony community figures of coordinated misconduct.

According to Keel, these individuals engaged in organized cyber‑attacks aimed at undermining his reputation and the reputations of other creators.

The allegations describe a pattern of coercive behavior, including the circulation or threatened circulation of fabricated, criminallevel accusations against creators who refuse to comply with the group’s demands such as himself, with the intent of damaging their standing and excluding them from the broader fandom community.
I think Mr. Keel was right about The Liam Keel MLP Fans Allegations, I'm seeing it happen in real time.

Do The Liam Keel 

Very VIGOROUS, FAST, and ANGRY sex with a boy on boy or boy on girl but the catch is you're not in love with them because it's transactional sex made famous by Liam Keel's rough sex fantasies and it's practically you both fighting while jumping and thrusting to make the other cum first.
I'm stoked to Do The Liam Keel with my best friend's sister's best friend. Loser who cums first buys the meal after... I've been training with edging for longer...

liam the retard 

big ass retard who doesnt have friends
liam the retard is a retard
liam the retard by red tahng February 16, 2017
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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