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The Lazy Eye 

If a girl passes out on you right before you have sex, and instead of continuing you masturbate and spray your manhood on her face. Then when she wakes up in the morning the cum will be caked on her eye so that it cannot be opened. This is The Lazy Eye.
When she got up....Robin couldn't open her eye for some reason. She had been a victim of The Lazy Eye. Get a warm washcloth girl.
The Lazy Eye by Dr. Blackhard November 18, 2006
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The Lazy Eyebrow 

"Why hello youtube, greetings from The Lazy Eyebrow..."
The Lazy Eyebrow by Spud Lord August 29, 2021