The Larches 

The larches who are they I’ll tell you they are a band full of dumbfounded teenage boys who think they are doing something good however they are wrong the only thing that backs these five boys up is there other teenage friends who go to these so called gigs at an establishment called ne volume to shout scream and mosh (dance) in doing so they get other people from said establishment to join there bandwagon these boys and there so called fans that in fact they don’t want larch. Thankyou goodnight.

The Larches - wannabe band

Larch - noun
Larching - verb
Larchingly- adverb

The Larches by TruthfulFroggo April 22, 2023

thelarche 

the initial stage of breast development at the commencement of puberty in preteen girls;
Tanner Stage 2 in breast development;
budding breasts;
breast buds;

The patient shows early signs of thelarche, particularly on the left side.

thelarche by Alias Virtualis April 22, 2013

thelarchist 

A thelarchist is a tween girl who is just about beginning to bloom with thelarche

she's a thelarchist

thelarchist by Bobbystrurrew September 30, 2023