The Lang 

A highly intellectual, Hybrid language that originated from the English Language. The Lang consists of shortened versions of words from English. It is used by extremely intelligent people to save time, it is very difficult to learn and master, but once mastered it is very useful and is very time efficient.

A example of the Lang"Yo bro, could I get some wat, apprec. If don't get wat nev good again."

The Lang by The second best pers at lang June 16, 2018

The Lang 

Getting “The Lang” is to receive a crushing body slam or ass whooping.

I was acting like a little bitch so this big guy gave me The Lang me onto the pavement.

The Lang by PlacidoRules October 28, 2021

The Lang 

Getting “The Lang” is to receive a crushing body slam or ass whooping.

I was acting like a little bitch so this big guy gave me The Lang me onto the pavement.

The Lang by PlacidoRules October 28, 2021

The Lang 

A reference to a individual or group that performs sexual activities for entertainment purposes outside of the normal Pizza, plumber stereotype as portrayed in porn.

Im going to go do The Lang tonight, I had a IT man pop over for some of The Lang.

The Lang by Fistss September 28, 2022

The Lana Lang Defense 

Named after the character lana lang played by kristin kreuk on a show named smallville

The LL defense is fairly simple:

When in an argument which you are losing, simply demand to know what secrets your opponent is hiding from you. When your opponent, surprised most likely, retorts that they don't know what the hell you're on about, you look at them funny for a moment, then storm furiously out of the place you're holding the argument in. This not only makes you "win" the argument, but you also make your opponent slightly nervous as they probably ARE hiding something from you.

Clark: but lana, I saw you kissing with Lex! why did you do that?!
Lana: Clark, what's your secret? why are you hiding it from me? don't you trust me?
Clark: what does that have to do with anything?
*lana lang storms out of clarks loft, leaving him confused and annoyed at her.. but she still won the damn argument*

Above is known as the Lana Lang Defense

The Lana Lang Defense by John Marwin's ghost February 12, 2007

the reversed ling lang 

When the girl gets the mans penis and punches it into a pulp until the guy nuts

Omg I gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he nutted in my eye

the reversed ling lang by Therizzmaster November 13, 2022

the reversed ling lang 

When the girl punches the mans penis until it goes inside of his body and then nuts on the girls face

Omg i gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he left my face all sticky

the reversed ling lang by Therizzmaster November 13, 2022