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A small Lego pirate from Lego land, he is a veteran of 26 wars including World war I World war II and the Korean war, The Lad single handily saved thousands of lives in Pearl Harbor and during the 1967 Detroit race riots, before retiring to a small art room at Carleton Middle School in the year 2017, he was later brutally ripped from the art room and transported to a collage book by some asshole, where his current whereabouts are unknown
THAT MAN, HE JUST RESCUED MY SON FROM A BURNING HOUSE, HE'S THE LAD!
The Lad by Hentinator March 10, 2023
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The LAD Bible 

A way of life according to the LAD commandments. The leaders of the LAD cult. All commandments can be found on www.theladbible.com
The LAD Bible commandments
#217 Thou shall go MILF hunting in Iceland because mums go to Iceland.
#196 Thou shall never say the word 'Reem'.
The LAD Bible by Sherminator123 October 28, 2012

The 'lad' that time forgot

When a male member of the older generation commits an act or says something which is defined by younger peers as what an absolute 'Lad' would say/do.
"Your Dad is so funny, he should come out with us more often!"
"I know, right? He's like The 'lad' that time forgot!"

"You know, back in my day boys, I was considered a bit of a ladykiller!"
"Alright, don't big yourself up 'lad' that time forgot!"

Jack The Lad 

A "Jack The Lad" tends to be a male (or a butch lesbian) who's a bit of a bad boy, or so he thinks. The typical stereotype would be a guy who walks about thinking he owns everything (tend to be rather dashing and have multiple tattoo's), and feeds on attention.
to gain an insight into the life of a jack the lad, stick on an oversized lonsdale hoody and join your nearest gang of chavs and chavettes NOW, or simply visit www.isketch.net
Jack The Lad by Chickenwings August 29, 2006

Jack the Lad 

He'll do just about anything to get that bit of glory
He'll go out with his lads to make that headline story
The normal man in the club have no nees to worry
He'll make his name oh so quick make it in a hurry
Jack Jack Jack the lad they say he's mean

They say he's bad, Jack Jack Jack the lad
Do a shop and make it bold better still rob the old
He'll go in and rob the till and make sure they'll
Never get The Bill
A petty their, always been, never miss a chance you see
Be so hard and very cool never realized that he's just a fool
He's the type to rob your nan of the local paper
Goes out drinking with the boys and brags about his caper
Doesn't realize that he's a clown

I bet he's just one poor man
Due to spend the rest of his life

Wasting in the can
Jack the Lad by Death Menace October 10, 2022

Year of The Lad 

Year of The Lad, the year in which it becomes acceptable to behave in a particularly lad-like fashion. Misogyny, excessive drinking, singing laddish songs and general lad behaviour are all encouraged.
Listen, listen, right, right, at the end of the day, 2013 will be The Year of The Lad!

vlad the lad

Anyone nick named mad lad vlad the lad is completely insane and is often found doing cartwheels and being insane in their natural habitat
Vlad the lads doing cartwheels our the back
vlad the lad by BigManJerome June 5, 2018
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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