the keith
Putting your testicles over your woman's eyes, and your penis over her nose, gonzo, with an added bonus of farting on her forehead, leaving a poop mark.
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The Keith
The Keith by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002
The Keith Lee Effect
A: "I watched Keith's video promoting small restaurant and it got pretty popular!"
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."
The Keith Lee Effect by terribly_innaccurate March 11, 2023
The Keith Lee Effect
The Keith Lee Effect is when a struggling restaurant soars in profits and popularity seemly overnight after a review of the restaurants food is posted on Tik Tok by food reviewer, Keith Lee.
Person 1: “Wow! Look how long that line is! I don’t remember that place ever being that popular before.”
Person 2: “That’s the Keith Lee Effect. He posted a review of the place a few days ago on Tik Tok and it’s been super busy ever since.”
Person 2: “That’s the Keith Lee Effect. He posted a review of the place a few days ago on Tik Tok and it’s been super busy ever since.”
The Keith Lee Effect by spaced out snail March 11, 2023
The Keith Effect
A phenomenon that occurs when your friend's boyfriend is shittier than a homeless man on Ex-Lax and therefore makes anything your own boyfriend does look like Jesus walking on water in comparison. Inadequate in general, but especially in the bedroom.
Examples of the Keith Effect:
Girl: Oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of dog shit for my birthday? You're so sweet, unlike that Keith guy!
Girl: Oh, honey, you remembered my name! God you're wonderful!
Girl: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you've only cheated on me fifteen times; I heard that Keith guy cheated on his girlfriend a hundred.
Girl: Oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of dog shit for my birthday? You're so sweet, unlike that Keith guy!
Girl: Oh, honey, you remembered my name! God you're wonderful!
Girl: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you've only cheated on me fifteen times; I heard that Keith guy cheated on his girlfriend a hundred.
The Keith Effect by alittlebirdvacuum July 7, 2011
The Keith (Lee) Effect
The Keith (Lee) Effect is the sudden financial improvement of small food chains. This effect has been named after a Tik-Tok legend named Keith Lee, who has taken over 2022 and 2023 and helps/promotes small businesses by rating their food on his page.
The Keith (Lee) Effect by ScientistFromFinland March 11, 2023
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